Our Whitepaper

🗺️ $LIES Roadmap

(This time it’s different. Not like the other ones. We swear.)

Phase 1: The Birth of Deception

• ✅ Launch on Solana
• ✅ Burn LP to earn your trust
• ✅ Renounce ownership while still secretly controlling everything
• ✅ Community promises not to sell early (they lie)
• ✅ Influencer tweets: “Not financial advice, but I just bought $LIES”
• ✅ Website live. Built in 4 minutes using Notion and ChatGPT.

Phase 2: The Hype Machine

• 🚀 Trending on DEXTools for 3 seconds
• 🧠 “AI Utility” added to the whitepaper (just the word “AI” in bold)
• 💸 Apply for CEX listing (we won’t get it, but vibes)
• 🤝 Strategic partnerships with other tokens that also rugged
• 📈 Chart forms a perfect bull flag (in MS Paint)
• 👀 Dev says “big things coming” — nothing comes.

Phase 3: Delusions of Grandeur

• 🌍 World domination, starting with Crypto Twitter
• 🥇 Announce NFT collection (never launch it)
• 🧪 Launch "LIESGPT" — an AI that only lies
• ✈️ IRL meetup in Dubai (only 2 people show up and one is the dev’s cousin)
• 📉 Token retraces 99% but dev says “Zoom out.”

Phase 4: Redemption Arc (or Not)

• 🔄 Relaunch with same team and same vibes
• 🗞 “Forbes article soon” (it’s a Medium post)
• 🌕 Influencer calls it “the next $DOGE” (again, lying)
• 🧻 Utility announced: Toilet paper NFTs
• 🧵 Thread boy says: “I spoke to the dev, here’s what’s coming…”

Phase 5: The Comeback (we promise)

• 🧙 Dev disappears for 40 days, returns with a new prophecy
• 📢 Token rebranded to TRUTH ($TRUTH)
• 💀 Token rugged. Community forks it.
• 🌀 History repeats.
• 🐸 Same lies, new ticker.

✨ Final Goal:

“Just one more lie before the bull run.”